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• MAIDEN-SILLY (ORG.SHIRAKUMO.MAIDEN.AGENTS.SILLY)

  • class

    EIGHT

  • class

    FORTUNE

  • class

    JERKCITY

  • class

    ROLL

  • class

    SILLY

    This module implements silly commands and responses.

  • accessor (

    SILLY-FUNCTION

    NAME)

    Accessor to the silly function of the given name.
    
    See *SILLY-FUNCTIONS*
    See REMOVE-SILLY-FUNCTION

  • function (

    FORTUNE

    NAME &OPTIONAL (TIME (GET-UNIVERSAL-TIME)))

    Pick a fortune message for a user of the given name at the given time.
    
    The fortune to pick is decided on a hash of the time and name.
    It is thus deterministic, but highly volatile. In order to make
    it deterministic for a whole day, the timestamp is reduced to
    a counter for days.
    
    See *FORTUNES*

  • function (

    REMOVE-SILLY-FUNCTION

    NAME)

    Removes the silly function of the given name.
    
    See SILLY-FUNCTION
    See *SILLY-FUNCTIONS*

  • macro (

    DEFINE-SILLY

    &REST ARGS)

    Define a new silly function.
    
    See *SILLY-FUNCTIONS*
    See SILLY-FUNCTION

  • macro (

    DEFINE-SIMPLE-SILLY

    &REST ARGS)

    Define a simple silly function.
    
    The message is matched against REGEX and the regex'
    groups are destructured into the ARGS variables.
    The body should then be a format string followed by
    the format arguments.
    
    See DEFINE-SILLY
    See CL-PPCRE:REGISTER-GROUPS-BIND
    See CL:FORMAT

  • command

    8

    8

  • command (

    fortune

    &OPTIONAL NAME)

    Display the fortune of today for you or for a user. It changes daily!

  • command

    jerkcity

    Respond with a randomly selected jerkcity comic strip.

  • command (

    roll

    &OPTIONAL (SIZE "6") (TIMES "1"))

    Roll some dice.   Note that this is not provided with the intention of providing gambling means.